11 Silly Jokes About Numbers

Are you a fan of ridiculously funny, silly, and sometimes wacky jokes about numbers?

 (Did you hear the one about the two fours who weren’t hungry? ….. Because they already eight!).

If you answered yes, that means that you love cute and funny math jokes and puns AND you will love today’s collection of our eleven favorite math jokes about numbers!

Today’s jokes are samples from our best-selling book Super Silly Math Jokes for Kids!, which shares more than 150 of the funniest mathematics jokes and puns on the internet. These jokes about numbers are absolute classics and are appropriate for all ages, ranging from kindergarten to middle school and high school and all the way through college and beyond.

This is your opportunity to discover some brand new number jokes and add them to your math joke toolbelt, whether it be to impress your classmates and/or math teacher or to go toe-to-toe with someone who is a whiz at telling dad jokes. Either way, this collection offers something for everyone to have a chuckle or two, even those who aren’t obsessed with numbers like us.

The number joke collection below shares eleven unique jokes in two formats: (1) text format where the opening part of the joke is shown in bold text with the punchline in italic font and (2) a cartoon graphic portraying the joke. Please feel free to share this post and your favorite number jokes on your social media pages, namely Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook.

So, are you ready to start rolling on the floor laughing?

To see all of our jokes about numbers, simply scroll down to see each joke and let the laughing out loud begin!

Warning: Beware that these number jokes may make you laugh so hard that your sides will hurt and tears will come out of your eyes. If you are drinking milk or any other liquid while reading these number jokes, there is a very high probability that it will start shooting out of your nose due to hysterical laughter!

11 Funny Jokes About Numbers

1.) Why is the number nine so sassy?

Because she can’t even!

2.) Why was zero jealous of eight?

Because he was wearing a brand new designer belt!

3.) What do you call numbers that are always on the move?

Roamin’ Numerals

4.) Why did the two fours skip a meal?

Because they already eight!

5.) Where does a Christmas Tree sit on a number line?

Between a Christmas Two and a Christmas Four!

6.) Everybody knows that 7 ate 9, but why?

Because he needed to eat three squared meals a day!

7.) Why couldn’t four get into the night club?

Because he was two squared!

8.) What does a mathematician do on a snow day?

She goes outside and builds an eight-man!

9.) Why did zero and two break up?

Because some-one cane between them!

10.) Why did Brett quit his job cleaning bathrooms at a hotel with 288 rooms?

Because it was two gross!

11.) How do you make seven even?

Take away the S!

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