21 Silly Back to School Jokes for Kids
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Summer vacation is coming to an end, and that means that back to school season is officially upon us.
And while back to school season comes with the stress of preparing for a new school year, buying new clothes and supplies, and major schedule changes for students, parents, and teachers alike, this time of year doesn’t have to be all bad.
If you’re looking to share some fun and cheer this back to school season, then you’ll love our collection of the 21 funniest and silliest back to school jokes for kids.
(Did you hear the one about how bees get to school?…they take the school buzz! ;)
So, whenever you and your kids are ready to laugh and have some fun celebrating the end of summer and the start of a brand new school year, continue reading to see some of the funniest back to school jokes that you will find anywhere on the internet.
Back to school season only lasts a few short weeks and this is your best opportunity of the year to share some school-themed jokes and puns (including a few epic back to school dad jokes as well). No matter your age or your kids', this collection of back to school jokes offers something for everyone. We promise that you won’t be able to get through this collection of jokes without laughing out loud at least a few times.
Our collection of back to school jokes below includes each joke expressed in written form (the opening line is emboldened and the punch line is shown in italics) and several of the jokes include a corresponding image graphic that includes a cartoon-style representation of the joke that you can share in your classroom or on social media.
Without further delay, it’s time to chuckle. To enjoy all of our back to school jokes for kids, simply scroll down and let the back to school fun begin!
21 Silly Back to School Jokes
1.) Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it had too many problems!
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2.) What is a snake’s favorite subject in school?
Hisssss-tory!
3.) Why did the student bring a ladder to class?
So he could make it to High School!
4.) What did the one pencil say to the other?
Don’t we look sharp today!
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5.) What did the calculator say to the worried student?
Don’t worry, you can always count on me!
6.) Why did the student eat her assignment?
Because her teacher said it was a piece of cake!
7.) What is the king of all school supplies?
The Ruler!
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8.) Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school every day?
Because her students were too bright!
9) Why did the teacher take away a student’s scisccors?
So he couldn’t cut class!
10.) How do bees get to school?
They take the school buzz!
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11.) How does a math teacher mow their lawn?
With a pro-tractor!
12.) What did the paper say to the pencil?
Write-on, Bro!
13.) How do you get straight A's?
By using a ruler!
14.) Why did the vocabulary book look so confused?
Because it lost its words!
15.) Are all monsters bad at math?
Not unless you Count Dracula!
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16.) Why was the school cafeteria’s clock always behind?
Because it was taking too many lunch breaks.
17.) What did the paper say to the eraser?
I feel wiped out when I spend time with you!
18.) What is a history teacher's favorite fruit?
Dates!
19.) Why was the cyclops such a good teacher?
He only had one pupil!
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20.) What did the eraser say after the first day of school?
I don’t think I’m going to make it to graduation!
21.) Why was the chalk so excited on the first day of school?
Because it was ready to make its mark!
How to Use These Back to School Jokes with Your Students
Now that you’ve had a chuckle or three, it’s time to plan how you will use some of the above back to school jokes with your students during the first week of school.
The first days of a new school year are filled with excitement, anxiety, and anticipation for teachers and students alike. With so much going on, a great strategy for taking the edge off and making your students feel more welcome and at ease is to include some humor in your first week of school lesson plans. And including a few of our back to school jokes and puns is a great way to get your students laughing and feeling positive about being a member of your class.
For ideas on how to incorporate back to school jokes into your upcoming lessons, here are a few suggestions:
Start the day off with a joke. One easy way to inject some humor into your classes is to choose your five favorite back to school jokes for kids from the list above and share one with your class to start the day every day for the entire first week of school. This is a simple way to get students to look forward to your class, fostering a positive outlook for the remainder of the school year.
Break the ice. If your students happen to be quiet and reserved at the start of the school year, sharing a few silly or corny back to school jokes is a great way to break the ice during the first week of the school year.
Add jokes into your lessons. If applicable, you can add some humor to your lesson plans by incorporating on-topic jokes related to whatever topic or subject you are teaching that day.
Create a joke bulletin board. Looking for classroom decoration ideas? If you have space in your classroom, consider posting a joke bulletin board where you can print and share your favorite back to school jokes. You can also allow students the opportunity to present their own school-themed jokes that you can post as well.
Add humor to your digital communication. Do you have a teacher website or an email newsletter? Silly back to school jokes can be shared outside of the classroom with fellow teachers and parents by including them in your digital communications. If you have a teacher website or an email newsletter, you can easily add your favorite joke as a way of incorporating some light humor into your communications.
Friday reflection. The first week of school can sometimes feel like it lasts an entire month. When the craziness settles and the first Friday arrives, students will be eager to reflect and share their feelings and experiences related to the first week of school. One great way to get that conversation started is to have students share which joke was their favorite and how humor helped them feel more at ease during the chaotic first week of school. This simple activity gives students an opportunity to express their feelings and lets them know that your classroom is a safe and open environment for sharing ones thoughts and opinions.
In conclusion, including a few fun back to school jokes during the first week of school this year is a fun and useful strategy for easing your students into a new school year and showing them that your classroom is a fun and engaging environment for interaction and learning. By incorporating humor when appropriate, teachers can show their students that school is an enjoyable place and one that they should look forward to returning to day in and day out.
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11 Supper Funny Pi Jokes
Can you never get enough super funny Pi jokes related to most famous symbol in all of mathematics?
(Did you hear the one about the mathematicians ordering takeout on March 14th ….. They got chicken pot pi!)
In math, pi—which is portrayed as the Greek symbol π—represents the ratio of the circumference of any circle to its diameter, which is often approximated to 3.14 (although the actual number is irrational and continues on and on forever).
This relationship is ubiquitous in mathematics and is often celebrated in a variety of ways, including with humor! So, if you can’t get enough of celebrating Pi, whether its Pi Day (celebrated on March 14th each year) or not, then you will absolutely love this collection of some of the funniest pi jokes and pi puns you’ve ever seen!
Today’s post shares a collection of our eleven favorite (and funniest) pi jokes. Each joke is a sample from our wacky math joke book Super Silly Math Jokes for Kids!, which includes 150+ silly math jokes for all ages. If you love math humor, then you will absolutely love the book.
Now is your best chance to discover the best pi jokes and pi puns on the internet all in one place! Go ahead and add them to your math joke collection and use them to get a big chuckle out of your friends and classmates and to impress your math teachers and professors. Because, whether it’s pi day or not, sharing funny, silly, and sometimes wacky pi jokes is a great way to add some humor to your life—especially if you love mathematics as much as we do!
The list of pi jokes below shares each joke in two parts: first, the opener and, second, the punchline. You will notice that the opener of each joke is shown in bold text, while the punchline is shown in regular italic text. Each pi joke also includes a fun image graphic (in a cartoon style) that portrays each joke like a comic. You are encouraged to share this post and/or your favorite joke on Facebook and Twitter!
And now for the big moment…are you ready to laugh so hard that your sides will hurt and milk will shoot out of your nose?
Whenever you are ready to start laughing, go ahead and scroll down to see all of our pi jokes!
11 Super Funny Pi Jokes
1.) What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi!
2.) What do you call a mathematician who becomes a private investigator?
Magnum Pi
3.) What is the most mathematical type of snake?
A Pi-Thon!
4.) Where does a dough-shaped disc topped with melted cheese and seasoned tomato sauce with a radius of z and a depth of a get its name from?
Pizza ( Pi x z x z x a )
5.) What subset makes up 3.14% of sailors?
Pi-rates
6.) What do mathematicians eat for dinner on March 14th?
Chicken Pot Pi
7.) What do mathematicians and the Air Force have in common?
They both use pi-lots!
8.) Why did all of the other numbers avoid conversing with pi at the party?
Because he goes on and on forever!
9.) What do you get when you divide the circumference of the moon by its diameter?
Pi in the sky!
10.) What happens when you eat less pi and focus on diet and exercise?
You get a smaller circumference!
11.) Why should you never argue with pi?
He’s completely irrational!
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11 Silly Jokes About Numbers
Are you a fan of ridiculously funny, silly, and sometimes wacky jokes about numbers?
(Did you hear the one about the two fours who weren’t hungry? ….. Because they already eight!).
If you answered yes, that means that you love cute and funny math jokes and puns AND you will love today’s collection of our eleven favorite math jokes about numbers!
Today’s jokes are samples from our best-selling book Super Silly Math Jokes for Kids!, which shares more than 150 of the funniest mathematics jokes and puns on the internet. These jokes about numbers are absolute classics and are appropriate for all ages, ranging from kindergarten to middle school and high school and all the way through college and beyond.
This is your opportunity to discover some brand new number jokes and add them to your math joke toolbelt, whether it be to impress your classmates and/or math teacher or to go toe-to-toe with someone who is a whiz at telling dad jokes. Either way, this collection offers something for everyone to have a chuckle or two, even those who aren’t obsessed with numbers like us.
The number joke collection below shares eleven unique jokes in two formats: (1) text format where the opening part of the joke is shown in bold text with the punchline in italic font and (2) a cartoon graphic portraying the joke. Please feel free to share this post and your favorite number jokes on your social media pages, namely Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook.
So, are you ready to start rolling on the floor laughing?
To see all of our jokes about numbers, simply scroll down to see each joke and let the laughing out loud begin!
Warning: Beware that these number jokes may make you laugh so hard that your sides will hurt and tears will come out of your eyes. If you are drinking milk or any other liquid while reading these number jokes, there is a very high probability that it will start shooting out of your nose due to hysterical laughter!
11 Funny Jokes About Numbers
1.) Why is the number nine so sassy?
Because she can’t even!
2.) Why was zero jealous of eight?
Because he was wearing a brand new designer belt!
3.) What do you call numbers that are always on the move?
Roamin’ Numerals
4.) Why did the two fours skip a meal?
Because they already eight!
5.) Where does a Christmas Tree sit on a number line?
Between a Christmas Two and a Christmas Four!
6.) Everybody knows that 7 ate 9, but why?
Because he needed to eat three squared meals a day!
7.) Why couldn’t four get into the night club?
Because he was two squared!
8.) What does a mathematician do on a snow day?
She goes outside and builds an eight-man!
9.) Why did zero and two break up?
Because some-one cane between them!
10.) Why did Brett quit his job cleaning bathrooms at a hotel with 288 rooms?
Because it was two gross!
11.) How do you make seven even?
Take away the S!
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11 Super Funny Geometry Jokes
Do you love super silly and insanely funny geometry jokes?
(Did you hear the one about the girl who was late for school? …. It was because she took the rhombus! ;)
If so, then you will love this collection of eleven of the funniest geometry jokes and puns for all ages.
This is your chance to add some brand new geometry sidesplitters to your joke collection, whether it be to tell better dad jokes or to share some mathematical humor with your siblings, best friends, parents, and even your math teacher! You can bet that there’s something here to give everybody a chuckle, even people who don’t love mathematics and geometry!
The list below includes each joke in text form (with the opening line in bold font and the punch line in italics afterwards) as well as an image graphic portraying a cartoon-style depiction of the joke that you can use to share your favorite geometry jokes online and on social media platforms like Twitter and Facebook!
And if you really love silly geometry and mathematics jokes and puns, then you’ll love our best-selling book Super Silly Math Jokes for Kids!, which includes over 150 of the best math jokes and puns you’ve ever heard.
And now it’s time to laugh out loud…
Scroll down to see our eleven best geometry jokes and let the fun begin.
Disclaimer: Do not, under any circumstances, drink milk (or any other beverage, really) while reading through these geometry jokes unless you are willing to run the risk of liquid shooting out of your nose because you are laughing so hard. We are not responsible for any damage that occurs from liquids shooting out of your nose. Please don’t say that you weren’t warned.
11 Super Funny Geometry Jokes for All Ages
1.) Why did Albert Einstein and Pythagoras go to small claims court?
To fight for possession of C squared!
2.) What happened when the mathematician forgot to close her parrot’s cage before she left the house?
Polygon!
3.) What happened to the mathematician who was caught robbing banks?
A judge sent him to prism!
4.) Where does a round flatbread covered in cheese and tomato sauce with a radius of z and a depth of a get its name from?
Pizza
5.) Parallel lines have so much in common…
It’s a shame that they’ll never meet!
6.) Why do algebra teachers feel superior to geometry teachers?
Because they think that geometry teachers are too symbol-minded!
7.) What do they call the longest side of a right triangle in the forest?
A Hypoten-Moose!
8.) Why should a triangle never get into an argument with a circle?
Because it’s pointless!
9.) What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi
10.) What is a mathematician’s favorite type of tree?
A Geometree (because they have square roots!)
11.) Why was the obtuse triangle so upset?
Because he’s never right!
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